euo:

never ask white people what their ethnicity is unless you wanna hear a list of every european country and meaningless fractions

So basically; when I have a boyfriend, this is what I want him to be like.

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I love this guy.

gracefullikeagazelle:

knives-and-pipes:

upgraders:

most private thing im willing to admit: im not good at estimating how much pasta is enough for one person 

image there’s a tool for that

I’m sorry, does that scale progress from a child to a HORSE?

asian:

mom…dad..
I’m chinese

asian:

mom…dad..

I’m chinese

wrinklefucker:

godtie:

fun fact: if a persons body odor smells good to you that means they have an immune system basically opposite of yours! this happens so the chances of finding a mate with the opposite immune system is greater and the chances that any offspring you produce together will have a stronger immune system is greater.

this is fascinating